i'm gonna duck you so hard baby
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
ugh shes so hot
Having a conversation with my gf about eating her dead body if we were trapped in the wilderness and she died first.
I told her after I ate her thigh meat, I would cut a titty off, hollow it out and use the titty skin as a wave cap.
I could probably find aloe leaves to slick my hair down and put that titty doo rag on.
I’d die eventually but my hair would be laid.
bringing this back up man jesus
A police car strikes a woman while responding to a riot in Beverly Hills, California. January 2, 1979. The riot was a group of Iranian students attacking the house where the wife of the Shah of Iran was staying.